just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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