BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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