Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
