just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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