i think i have herpe
just one?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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