Non-Jews are for practice
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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