? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
NoShamevember. You game?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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