So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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