i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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