I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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