Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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