Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think I sprained my soul last night
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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