What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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