i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
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Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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