Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I need a burrito and a hug.
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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