i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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