i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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