Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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