Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
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he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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