i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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cat food counts as protein by the way
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
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I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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