Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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