Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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