if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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