How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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