i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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