I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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