I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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