Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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