dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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