they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
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Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
my poor anus
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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