i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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