your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.