So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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