Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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