the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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areolas are like halos for boobs.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
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The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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