You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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