He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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