I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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