What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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