you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
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