yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Damn victory sex feels great
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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