Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
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