I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
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Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
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So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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