I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
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don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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