this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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