So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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