I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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