That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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