one might say we're banned from that church
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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