a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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