I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
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Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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