my soul wont recognize me after tonight
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
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Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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