Sponge bath it is.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
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im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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