it hurts more in the daytime
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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